I think automated systems are wasting our lives, one phone call at a time. I really think that when we die there will be an automated message for us to go through. This is the idea I came up with while at work today.
Hello and welcome to Death, some of our menu options have changed so please listen to each listing before making your selection.
Press 1 for heaven
Press 2 for hell
Press 3 for atheist
Press 4 for reincarnation
Press 5 to back away from the light
At anytime you can press 0 to hear the options again, if you choose to end this call without making a selection you will be placed on hold for eternity and please enjoy the music while you wait.
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